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I would like to apologize to anybody ever seeing my page in the current condition of….pinkness. My brother/pooter guru, who is helping me set this whole thing up, Cam , is going to do something wonderful with it as soon as:

a. He gets time.

b. I get a brilliant idea about what I want. Or he does. OK, probably him.